mary needs
found this guy jeremy's great blog yesterday (for real, you'll laugh your head off at his pictorial mullet essay) and found another fun blog by marko. marko had a fun little exercise that, yes, being the nerd i am, i couldn't resist. you guys should do it, too.
marko wrote: " saw this funny, self-centered, googly idea over at claudia's blog. go to google and write your name and the word ‘needs’, in quotes — as in “marko needs”. notice the first 10 sensical sentences that come up." here's what i got when i tried "mary needs" ...
1. mary needs to find out what the students think
2. mary needs coverage since she is also active in the daily operation of the company
3. mary needs prayers
4. mary needs prayers bad
5. mary needs to be freed from an idealized vision of christian perfection
6. mary needs to climb a 3000m mountain
7. mary needs to let go of the old and prepare for the new
8. mary needs you right now
9. mary needs new sharp knives to dice her vegetables
10. mary needs to complete her written assignments as independently as possible
posted by Mary @ 5:03 PM
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3 Comments:
Mary, I'm a nerd, too! Tried the exercise, to very entertaining results. My favorite: "Suzanne needs a new gynecologist, and her friend Mary Jo recommends her ex-husband." Thanks for the idea!
Okay darlin', you have inspired me to procrastinate. Here are my top ten. almost...
1)Santa Paula needs a Chief
2)Paula needs me!
3)Paula needs to get out of the OSU locker room
4)Paula needs a miracle
5)Paula needs to train her voice with utmost discipline
6)Paula needs fashion intervention
7)Paula needs some love.
8)Paula needs space
9)Paula needs a new wardrobe consultant
10)Paula needs to talk to mom but she’s half way out the door to some banquet.
i like "paula needs to get out of the OSU locker room." hilarious.
love you! good luck on finals!
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